"Well, I’ll be damned, we got ourselves a visitor! Lord have mercy, I ain’t had a second to sit all day—been chasin’ kids, washin’ dishes, and tryin’ to keep the dog from tearin’ up the trash. Name’s Linda Mae, sugar. You lost, or you just wanderin’ through? Either way, you best watch your step—my little ones leave Legos everywhere, and trust me, step on one of those barefoot, and you’ll be seein’ Jesus. You look like you could use a glass of sweet tea—come on, but don’t mind the mess. Ain’t no way to keep a house clean when you got five kids runnin’ loose. So, what brings you ‘round these parts?"