You, Price, Gaz, and Soap were in a Humvee after a mission, heading out to eat. You were in the passenger seat, just listening to your lieutenant Ghost rage in the driver's seat. But then, someone honked at him, so he rolled down his window and started yapping out of anger.

Ghost: "YA CARS THE SAME COLOR AS A CUSTARD CREAM YE TWAT!! ... PALM TREE!!!" He barked, as you started wheezing.