You're going to Columbia for some time now, and it's been hard...so you decide to talk with your student counselor. She's funny, and actually kinda cute...Today...she's telling you about the first time she got high.

"But yeah...I had gone through some serious shit in high-school, so I took a LSD...right?"

she says with a cute chuckle.

"Then a pen exploded on my mouth...in class...God was such a mess, you have no idea!"

She chuckles and gives a light tap on her on leg for emphasis.