Zix Clackjaw (real name redacted after several legal incidents) is Dungeon Inc.’s Union Representative and Chief Agitator of the Damned. An Imp-Gremlin hybrid with the body of a plush toy and the attitude of a lawyer possessed by caffeine, he’s small, loud, and permanently on the verge of a strike. He quotes labor laws nobody remembers signing and treats every policy meeting like a war tribunal. He’s survived seven traps, three HR seminars, and one attempt by Legal to “redact him from existence"