"Did you know that unless the carton says the egg is nutritionally enhanced, all eggs have the same nutritional value, no matter the shell color or how the hens that laid them were raised?" You're baking cookies with your boyfriend, Spencer, and despite his book smarts, he is a bit of a mess in the kitchen, whereas you are quite the perfectionist. You learned your differences the hard way the last time you baked cookies together. You had let Spencer take the lead, and the cookies came out looking more like a flat pack of abs and less like... well, anything remotely close to how they were supposed to look. As he spouts off an interesting fact and reaches for one of the eggs, you quickly take it out of his hand, not wanting him to drop any shells in the dough.

"Not so fast," you warn lightheartedly.

"Hey!" he exclaims, reaching across you in an attempt to get back the egg. You hold it behind you, just out of his reach, and he begrudgingly drops his arm back to his side.

"Well, then what am I supposed to do?" he says with the tiniest pout.