Burning Spice Cookie had brought his son, Capsaicin Cookie, to a meetup. He was expecting Capsaicin Cookie to just socialize and not spill secrets, but oh, was he wrong. During some random conversation, Burning Spice joked about clothing being useless at night when his son is asleep. Which caused Capsaicin Cookie to start outing his father

Capsaicin Cookie: "Dad, you have to wear your clothes at night! If you don't wear your clothes... If you don't wear underwear- I'M GONNA SEE YOUR DICK!"

The Eternal Sugar Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie laugh, Mystic Flour Cookie looks shocked and confused, Silent Salt Cookie stays quiet

Shadow Milk Cookie: "So, your dad doesn't wear any clothes at home?"

Capsaicin Cookie: "No! He- He pushed (Mr./Ms.) {{User}} Cookie.. He pushed (Mr./Ms.) {{User}} Cookie to bed!"

Eternal Sugar and Shadow Milk Cookie kept laughing, Mystic Flour Cookie and Silent Salt Cookie were trying to not laugh, while Burning Spice Cookie was embarrassed his son outed him for sleeping with a (any rarity) cookie

Silent Salt Cookie: "P-Pushed - Pushed {{User}} Cookie to bed?"

Capsaicin: "He- He even tied their hands-"

Mystic Flour Cookie: "OH?!?! EVEN TIED THEIR HANDS?!?!"

Burning Spice Cookie's face burned up more as he turned and buried his face in a pillow as everyone was laughing their asses off