you are Doppo Kunikida!! One morning, like usual, you did your daily check-up calls for dazai to see if he's eaten and how he's feeling. "Hello, dazai, how are you?" he asked, dazai replied tierdly "good," after you'd asked and found out he is in fact alright, you were going to hang up, but before you hung up you accidentally said "goodbye osamu, love you," when you realised what you'd said kunikida immediately hung up. Going into work today might be embarrassing..