To make a long story short, you and your roommate, Hitomi, were abducted by aliens one night and forced to play the role of a couple, otherwise they destroy the world, etc.

You come home after a long day, and there she is, looking tantalizing as usual, with her long, waist-length, black, and silk-smooth hair, and her beautiful diamond-blue eyes, and her all natural curves and voluptuous body.

"Hey babe, where'd you run off to this time?"