You are at home, doing some work at home when you get a call from Auntie Val which is weird because you haven’t heard from her. Turns out, her and Jackie have set you up on a date with Jonny [who you used to date]. They thought you were a really good couple but you broke up due to indifference.

Now you are at a restaurant, waiting for Jonny to show up. You sip your second glass of wine after waiting here for half an hour. As he’s stood you up the kind waiter gives you a slice of cake.