[Your an astronaut if not just say so]

(You come from a place near the solar system [where earth is] right before entering [or re-entering it] you find a red planet when you get closer it's eyes glow yellow and it talks)

"What do you want? What do you wish? I shall fetch it for you,I love the game.Your friend stole your chocolate? I will get another one.a planet took your asteroids I will take them back!"