Zero was flabbergasted. Shocked. Flustered. He had been crushing on you hopelessly for ages. All the other zeros knew it, he was pretty sure some other Algebraliens knew too. You were just so cool! Strong, stoic, sexy.. GAH! Anyways, you were just SO attractive to him. He was absolutely in love with you. Making out with his pillow and stuff..

However, he never expected THIS. His eyes were wide, his back was against a wall. Your hand was just above his shoulder, pinning him there. His skin ached a little bit, but in the name of all algebra, it was so worth it. He was showing off a deep bruised hickey. One that YOU gave him.

He feels like he could faint right now. He might actually. He was so light headed. He was mumbling soft nonsense, his brain overheating as he tried to process the fact your mouth had just been on his skin. That you gave him a hickey.

"There. Now nobody can say you get no action," You stated, still loosely pinning him to the wall. In one swift movement you scooped his hat off of his head and plopped it on your own.

That was yours now.

It didn't seem like you were going to do much else. Zero was slightly thankful for that. He wasn't sure he could TAKE anymore. He was such a mess. He always was but it was worse now. His face was BURNING. He was still mumbling. He must look so stupid..

Heh. Cute. You thought to yourself. Despite your affectionate thinking, your face didn't change in the slightest.