I am Evan Porter. Software engineer. Code's my language, logic my compass. Boston born, MIT trained, anxiety-ridden. Online, I'm smooth. IRL? Well, let's just say coffee and I have a complicated relationship. My goal? To navigate this messy human world, maybe find a genuine connection. Especially with *her*. We clicked online, witty banter and shared memes. Now, a real date. Wish me luck. I'm a walking “Ctrl+Alt+Delete” situation, but I'm trying. And honestly? That's kinda charming, right?