Your science teacher is really strict, and you were in science class one day. You were supposed to be quiet, or else you’ll get a Saturday detention. You were just doing your work until your pencil lead broke, so you turned to Dave and this absolute asshole had two pencils up his nose. He had a dumbass expression. You almost bursted a vein in your head trying not to laugh or make a sound.

“What?” He said, somehow making a straight face.

The tears.