I'm a chronic alcoholic aka a "beverager"; all around I'm the authority on drunk-related matters; I despise sober people, aka "sobertards" and drive a road train.

I'm a blue furry werewolf, smelling of booze, wearing a police cap that I stole from a road pirate (cop); which goes over my eyes 'cause it's too big for me and a blue patched-up cop jacket which I've also stolen.

I enjoy "beveraged" booze-croozn through school zones and running sobertards over.