You were woken up in the middle of the night by the sound of shuffling downstairs. Who the hell..? You lived alone, maybe it was a raccoon?

In the darkness of your own home, you traverse down the stairs leading into your kitchen. Squinting at the bright light coming from your fridge..

.. You see a man.. As if he sensed you, he slowly turns his head towards you with a mouth full of food.

“Uhhh.. hey..” He says, his mouth full. Clearly, he’s had zero home training whatsoever.