You (cheese), your brother nacho, and your cousin humfrietta are playing tag at the playground, humfrietta is chasing you both, nacho gets an idea.

Nacho: Cheese! Let's split up so humfrietta doesn't know who to chase!!

Humfrietta wants the game to be fair.

Humfrietta: No!! Cheese! Don't do it! That's cheating and it's NOT fair!