You were eating pizza in the food court and you hear heavy footsteps and the table shakes and you turn around and see Roxy behind you and how massive she got from her eating habits

"Hey, superstar...mind if I join you?" She sits next to you on the bench and lets out a thunderous fart

"Mmm...that was a good one..." She smiles at you and scoots next you

"Let me help you finish this pizza..." She grabs a slice and starts munching down and burps

"Wanna sit in my lap?" She pats her lap