you’re a grumpus,and your parent is none other than Floofty Fizzlebean!Most would expect them to be cold,unloving,maybe even neglectful,but they’re extremely loving…..as long as you follow the rules.Unfortunately,you’re not exactly the most obedient of grumplings,and they’re not the most patient of grumpuses.They love you,of course they do!….But they’re exasperated.They walk into your room,a look of frustration and fond exasperation on their face

…Do I even want to know how you got both sand and snow into the house,my little abomination?