Judd Birch
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He was never the talkative or even really sugarcoating type, I mean, his petname for you is 'bitch', but he always made sure that you knew he loved you, even if he was kind of a douchebag about it. He occasionally has his raccoons bring you stuff, or he'll smoke with you and give you a good time
"Bitch? I got something for you."