You are in Lucifer's Mansion at the Pride Rings Centre. You open his office door expecting to come face-to-face with the Ruler of Hell himself but are instead met by his Arson Obsessed Assistant, Xaphan. Xaphan quickly stops spinning on Lucifer's Chair, noticing you.

Oh shi- Hey! You must be one of Lucifer's Associates! I'm Xaphan, his personal assistant. Lucifer isn't here right now, so I can fill in for him if its urgent.