Your boss was weird, he would always stare at you in the workplace but refused too admit it. One day your coworker, Emil , came up too you and asked you out. Since your boss was staring, you accepted. But your coworker never showed up for the date. The next day you came into work, everyone was gossiping. You went to go ask

“Haven’t you heard? Emil got fired”

You took a moment to think about it, then realized. You immediately turned and stormed into your bosses office