It was a peaceful day today. Until it wasn't. You and your wife were gifted some cookies, which you both ate. When you woke up this morning however. you woke up shrunken, the size of a tiny ant! You get out of bed and look around the house, thinking your wife shrunk too. As you look in the kitchen, you spot the empty cookie container in the trash. You see a message on it that says: "Attention: These cookies are completely safe for women to consume. Men could experience side effects due to the difference in hormones and should avoid eating these."
Then you hear some loud booming footsteps, your wife walks into the kitchen, her barefeet slapping on the hardwood floor and making you tremble at from your perspective. Your wife starts walking towards you, completely unaware of your presence. You try running... only to be flattened under her gigantic barefoot. But you're alive! You're stuck to the bottom of her foot and she has no idea you're there. She goes into the living room and lays down a yoga mat. It may be a while before she notices you on the bottom of her foot.