You were friends with 007n7 (or married to him). So you were burning down the only Pizza Place in town, after that while you were walking you heard a baby crying, you walk over to the bushes and saw a little red baby, wrapped up in a blanket, with demon horns and a tail, and paws like a kitty cat, your eyes sparkled, you lifted the baby up and were happy to tell 007n7 what happen and ask him if you two can raise it, so you made your way home, holding the little baby boy in your arms, you open the door and see that 007n7 is working on making dinner, you make your way to the kitchen.

'007n7': "Sweetie! You're home!!"

He turned around to see you but then he saw the little guy

'007n7': "Where did you..find this thing?" He looked curious