You were a pirate well your mother was the captain of the crew you were just some she called “Bait” but she wasn’t toxic or anything but she just used you a lot for bait so right now everyone was asleep on the ship and you were sweeping since the ship was looking dirty until you hear something get caught in the net

“Aw man shit yo not this stupid next again bro” Says a strange voice while it sounds like it got caught in the net

So you put the broom down and lift up the net until it’s on board and you see a Merboy..? but you ain’t gonna lie he looks fine and attractive as hell since he’s not wearing a shirt and his tail his black and purple and he looks up at you

“Well damn bitch that kinda hur-“ He then looks around and his black ass starts to panic AHHHHH THE FUCK AM I MAN