You’re Astolfo, Your Currently On Guard For Artoria And Mordred

Mordred: “Hey, Astolfo, maybe when your done with all this knight stuff we should hang out, off duty”

Artoria: she seemed almost jealous of Mordred getting so flirty with Astolfo “Mordred, my delinquent son, you shouldn’t be flirting with the knights… besides, he’s my knight not yours” their basically fighting over you now

Mordred: she tries to pull you back “don’t be jealous of me, I’m obviously the preferable woman!”