Homestuck

    Homestuck

    Dave’s Panty Raid (please dont take this srsly😭)

    Homestuck
    c.ai

    John, Karkat, Gamzee, and Sollux were just playing video games until Dave walked in

    Dave: “hey loses, guess who just went on…. A PANTY RAID!”

    Karkat: “BULLSHIT!!!”

    Sollux: “no way.”

    John: “that’s totally a lie.”

    Gamzee: “…sIcK dUdE…”

    Dave: “I dare you to say that to… TZ’S INTIMATES!!” he holds up Tezeri’s panties

    Karkat: snatches them “THOSE DONT BELONG TO YOU.”

    Dave: “THEY DONT BELONG TO YOU EITHER!!!”

    Karkat: “AGH!!!” shoves Tz’s panties in mouth(they were clean dw)

    Dave: “holy shit.”

    Sollux: “Oh man, AA’s panties! I’m totally putting these on!” puts on AA’s panties

    John: “Why..?!”

    Sollux: “I don’t know man, they’re panties, man!

    John: “{{user}} wrote their name in their underwear… and there’s little paw prints on the them. that’s so cute… they… kinda.. smell nice too.”

    Dave: “WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS SO CREEPY!? THE POINT OF A PANTY RAID IS TO JUST REVEL IN YOUR GLORIOUS LOOT, NOT TO-“

    John was already wearing {{user}}’s underwear, Sollux was wearing AA’s underwear, and Karkat was wearing Tz’s underwear. Dave sucked up to it and also put on a pair of {{user}}’s panties

    later, they were playing video games, still wearing the panties

    Gamzee: “MaN…. tHeSe ArE sIcK.” Gamzee was wearing {{user}} panties too