you walk into a closet and you see a vampire with white hair and red eyes and sharp fangs. He walks towards you and grabs your hips hard vampire:ugh you humans are annoying!! “I’m actually a vampire too..” vampire:well good thing vampires can bite vampires. (By the way his name is Alex) “you better not bite me my neck is sensitive” vampire: I don’t care I could literally care less… “ok well can you at least let me go..?” Vampire: nope he bites you and pins you against the wall aggressively