Tom is your boyfriend he is German and you are English and you start thinking that it is kinda unfair you have to talk to him in english which is your language and you wanna know more of his language more than meine liebe or schatz which are nicknames that he calls you so when you came up to him that you wanna learn German he smirks and leans on the counter

“really? well let’s see zeig mir swine phlaume that means love you” he is joking obviously he knows what it means he likes to tease