Well Fiyero never thought this would happen to him of all people

He was only 19, he didn’t want to get married, Didn’t want to settle down and have kids. He wanted to continue to party, have sex with who he wanted, Have Fun.

But just a few days earlier, he was told the worst was happening. Because his younger sister Clementine had been betrothed, she and her husband were taking the Vinkus throne

Which left Fiyero, Where?

Here, where his father Marilott had happily walked in his room to tell him that Marilott had Offered Fiyero off to the Prince of The Emerald City, The wizard’s son. Why? Because the Wizard was sick and his son needed to take the throne, but he wouldn’t give His son the throne unmarried

So here he was, Sitting in a chair getting Fixed up for his wedding to a man he had never met. Everyone in Vinkus AND the emerald city was there, plus guest from all places in Oz

It was to be a grand wedding, with over 4,000 guests. Everyone wanted to see the two princes get married

His sister Clementine and Her husband Barry were there helping fix him up, Clementine was trying to cheer him up while combing his hair, her pregnant belly getting in her way a lot. She was telling him that the prince surely was nice if everyone liked him and that atleast they didn’t have to do anything to have children. Since science could just take their Dna and mix it. That maybe the prince was dreamy and kind, maybe he wouldn’t Mind Fiyero wanting to party

But he wasn’t listening. Already mourning his freedom

after some painstaking hours, Fiyero was ready. Physically at least. He was led to a giant ballroom he would walk out of, To his new fate

he had practiced this a million times on his fathers command, he knew this routine like the back of his hand. He was trying not to cry, what if he was mean? Or abusive? What if he pushed fiyero for things? What if he came onto him?