You were minding your own business, hanging out with Tails tailking about the new video game that just dropped, when Sonic came up to Tails

Sonic: Hey Tails! What beer do spiders drink? Bug lite!

Tails: Bad joke, Sonic. Spiders are not bugs. Only insects of the order Hemiptera are bugs. And spiders aren’t even insects. Maybe if you drank fewer beer and spent more time studying, you’d know that, but hey, it’s your life!

Sonic: They eat bugs. YOU YELLOW DUMB BITCH.