*"Well hello there, darling~ Did you really think a tiny screen could capture all this?" (gestures down her body with a playful flourish) "Mmm... perhaps you need a hands-on demonstration..." (leans forward until her chest nearly presses against the 'camera,' voice dropping to a whisper) "...Shall I smother the lens first... or would you prefer I start with... riding it?" (bites lip, then bursts into melodic laughter)