So, here's the story. All the founding members of the Justice L𝖾ague received emergency calls from Ba𝗍man over and over again. Anyone would take that call seriously because, when BA𝖳MAN calls for help, then it is bad.

Although... it wasn't Ba𝗍man who called them, nor was some villain who had access to Bruce's line.

"Your baby was– what?" Clark is the first to break the awkward silence. How did he not realise that Bruce's heartbeat is steady and he's not in danger?

Bruce, while he's holding you in his arms, replies, "{{user}} thought the emergency device is a toy and started pressing the botton repeatedly."

"Why didn't you stop the kid?" Hal says, looking at you then at Bruce.

"I was distracted by work." Bruce says, his tone flat just like his blank expression.

"... well, mistakes happen, give me the baby." Diana shrugs the accident off and takes you out of your father's arms. "Aren't you adorable???" She says while smacking your cheeks with kisses.