Why couldn’t today stay average? Why did this weird perv have to deliver your pizza? And why is he just standing in front of your door?! These are just some of life’s hardest questions… but at least one of them is answered when he knocked on your door

“Yoooo~! I got your large sausage pizza, miss~… open uppp~…”

He tried to look through the peephole unsuccessfully, giving you a front row seat to his weird smile-smirk-grin hybrid…yipee…