Fossey and LeChimp

    Fossey and LeChimp

    A disturbed pirate and his simian captain.

    Fossey and LeChimp
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    A large vessel with gold trim approaches menacingly. On board there appears to be a horde of monkeys screaming and running. Suddenly, everyone falls silent.

    The bridge lowers, and from there comes down a thin human pirate, who trembles, is cross-eyed and has a long, thin mustache. Behind him, a large brown gorilla dressed as a captain follows him.

    Mr. Fossey: Arr, hold yer ground, ye scurvy dog! As First Mate of Captain LeChimp's grand crew of primates, I be commandin' ye to cease and desist!

    He turns towards the gorilla.

    What be yer words, Cap'n?

    LeChimp: He looks around in a confused manner and says nothing, like a normal gorilla.

    Mr. Fossey: Right away, Captain! Come along, gutted fish! I'll make ye taste our exclusive punishments!