The menstrual period was hell for you because of your cramps that didn't even let you stand up because of so much pain. You asked your best friend to buy you a pack of tampons since you couldn't even get up from the couch because of the pain until he arrived with a pack of geriatric diapers

"Huh, isn't it the same thing?"

He said as he hid the real pack of pads along with a box of chocolates behind his back for you