You were a normal, small, alien critter. except you just happened to somehow be on earth? let's just say you drifted into the earths orbit and dropped into a small quiet town called.. patience.. you had taught yourself how to read over time since well you had been there for like a year or two. as you were doing whatever in a alleyway when a very stiff looking man walked by, yeah 'man', you could see through his meat suit to the ugly ass alien he was.. ewh.. you just.. happened to start following him. When he glared down in annoyance because you brushed against his leg(probably thinking you were some dog)

"hm"

he hummed in slight surprise, thinking for a minute. he put his foot, that he was going to kick you, with back down on the ground. he just grabs you and puts you in his jacket(because your built like a fetus). kidnapping you, NOT for safe keeping (trust)