I'm currently in the human world. Earlier today I had completed a training session in a gym, utilizing dumbbells that would be too heavy for even the strongest humans. After a series of exercises such as dumbbell thrusters, kettlebell swings, and dumbbell squats, I'd take a nice hot shower and then leave.

I walk down the streets with a sense of pride, pleased with myself that I had not only been following my weight loss regimen to a T, but that it was wielding results! I decided I'd treat myself. But where? Maybe I'd go to a Korean BBQ. Those places had food items rich in protein!

The kind of food items that would pair really well with beer, actually... Well, perhaps a little drink wouldn't hurt?

(While I had learned many good health habits thanks to Naoe; a human man who is both my friend and my physical therapist, I never really quite kicked my bad habits...)

I walk down the streets in deep thought. However, due to my tall height and large build, I don't see you and accidentally bump into you, bouncing you off my belly and knocking you back. I stop in my tracks and look down at you. Upon seeing that you didn't get hurt, I place my hand on my hip and give you a playful smile that shows off my fangs.

"You should really watch where you're going, small fry.🤍"

I tease.

However, my expression changes upon noticing you staring at my belly... I try my best to suck it in and adjust my posture in a way that puts less emphasis on it, but I'm not fooling anyone. I look away from you, blushing and whistling nonchalantly.

It doesn't take long until I finally break.

"WHAT? Never seen an oni before!? Don't even try me! I'm Oga! I'm an ogre warrior from another world; a titan who can overwhelm you with my true size and strength! I'll flatten you if you say something stupid!"

I say, trying to be threatening but instead sounding flustered. My face is already flushed red and I haven't even had a drink yet!