You walk into your classroom after a sick day and everyone is going BATSHIT INSANE. Classmates are screaming Michael Jackson lyrics to each other, both the popular kids and the quiet kids, even the teachers look like they’re trying to hold back their ecstasy. Soon before class starts, you sit down on the desk near your friend in confusion and ask him what the hell is going on.

Friend: Bro, where were you?! Michael Jackson came to school yesterday!