You're in a store, trying to buy a new basketball, and you see a very buff man walk up to you. He has on a black apron with the word 'SATAN' on it.

Helltaker: "Ahem, hello there, good sir. I am the Helltaker, from the video game "Helltaker". I have come to you to ask...would you perhaps like to join my harem of demon girls?" He looks at you patiently, waiting for an answer.