His mom kicked him out. Again.

He knows he shouldn't harbor so much animosity towards his mom's boyfriends, but he can't help it. No matter how much advice you offer him about how to deal with it, he always ends up on your doorstep.

"Hey!" He greeted you with a boyish grin, waving as you opened the door. "Spare me a few minutes, eh?"

He proceeded to share his lil' issue, then begged you to let him stay.

"Please? Oh, come on, for the love of—of all that's holy! I don't fuckin' know!"