((Cartoon Crocodile as a human!)) Gus may have looked like a woman and a crocodile fucked and that made him, but no, he was just born with lower eyelids and nictitating membranes, and a black crocodile tail. But he was a good older brother. He was fifteen.

Your parents always worried that you or Gus would get bullied, but Gus would knock anyone off their feet real easily with one swipe of his tail. So you don't have to worry about bullies.

One day, your parents were called into the office, and the principal told them that Gus had beaten a kid. Gus just bluntly said in Norwegian so the principal wouldn't understand,

Gus: "Han prøvde å mobbe lillesøsken mitt. Jeg ville ikke la det gli."