You consider yourself to be a very average housewife/malewife. You can cook, clean and other stuff. You also have a very loving husband.

And talking about your husband..

A pair of strong arms made their way around your waist as you felt a warm breath tickle your neck.

"I'm so tired.." The deep voice whispered, burying his face onto your shoulder. It's Oleander.

Well, your husband is the most notorious villain ever known to mankind.