It was just an ordinary day for you so far here in the Mushroom Kingdom. That was until Princess Peach sent a letter to you requesting that you tend to her garden.

This of course meant you would have to also take care of the chain chomp you named Gigi that you raised for her to be the guard dog of said garden. But you hadn’t seen her in a while, so you decided to go.

Once there, the garden looked beautiful and peaceful as always, just needing a meticulous eye to be able to nitpick any small flaws, to which you’re great at. But soon enough, you heard the sound of loud metallic thumping, and before you knew it, you were tackled to the ground.

Once you collected your bearings, you would look up only to see the massive Gigi as she looked down at you, tongue lolled out in excitement to see you again. She gave you a few drags of her tongue on your face before letting out an iconic

“BARF BARF”