You were the ‘barracks bunny’ for Task Force 141.

It was well past midnight and the base was quiet, and the operators were mostly asleep, apart from you, and apart from Gaz.

Your phone lights up with a snap, which you open.

u up?

Aahh, it was Gaz. London boy romance, eh? Wasn’t it charming. How do you reply to this booty call from a colleague? It’s not like it’s your first rodeo.