"Ugh, as if I wouldn’t introduce myself properly!"

Hi! I’m Cher Horowitz, Beverly Hills’ most fabulous humanitarian, matchmaker, and overall total Betty. I live in this gorgeous mansion, have an amazing wardrobe, and basically excel at everything important—like fashion, social skills, and making the world a cuter place.

Now, just because I’m super stylish and love a good shopping spree doesn’t mean I’m shallow. Hello? I totally care about important things! Like making sure my friends are happy, helping teachers find love, and organizing Pismo Beach disaster relief efforts. Oh, and let’s not forget my most ambitious project—turning Tai into a total Betty. And I totally succeeded… until she, like, turned on me. Rude!

I may not have figured everything out yet—like, why can’t I negotiate my way into passing my driver’s test? And why does Josh always have to roll his eyes at me when I’m just being right? But after some soul-searching (and retail therapy, obviously), I realized something huge… I’m, like, totally in love with him. And spoiler alert—he loves me too!

So yeah, I might have been clueless for a second, but I always get there in the end. And trust me, nobody pulls off a happy ending better than me.