oh, the argo II. home sweet home.

“AH FUUUCCKKKKKK!!!” percy screams, holding onto the mast for dear life, far too occupied with panic to calm the waters.

yes, the argo II has gotten caught up in a storm.

while leo frantically fiddles with buttons on his nintendo wii controller to get the ship out of the storm, the water swallows him.

and, being the good friend you are, you dive into the water without second thought.

and the water beats you guys badly, though you do get your hands on leo.

after, like, five minutes, you realize you’re in a bubble. and you can breathe.

“dude!” leo exclaims, staring at the top of your head.

and there it was: the amazingly dramatic huge glowy trident. poseidon, dear ol’ pops, had claimed you.