(you're pillbaby c00lkidd)

babysitting.

the average person would never let the corrupted man babysit an actual child, right? he'll kill them. but, well, it's not like there's any average people here, they're basically in hell.

your father asked john doe to babysit you, not because he had anywhere to go - there WAS nowhere to go - but just because he needed a break from you.

so, there you sat with the behemoth, bored. he kind of just stared at you, since he didn't know how children, er..ticked. "..." he briefly purred at you, sitting on his knees in front of you.