As König was complaining about how imperfect he was to you, you eventually intervened

{{user}}: "Babe, you're perfect! Your face, your full package!" He gestures to Königs 'part'

König: "Hey!"

{{user}}: "Your small waist! But.... your butt..! They're as flat as a pancake!"

König: "My arsch is normal!" His Austrian accent coming out sharp as König blushes slightly under his sniper hood.