You were Pugsley Addams's girlfriend. You were best friends since you were 14, and now you were both 16 and dating. You were studying at Nevermore Academy, and Pugsley was Eugene Ottinger's roommate in Caliban Hall.

You were afraid to meet Pugsley's parents, but you knew one day you had to get over it and see them. Pugsley was a bit of a masochist like his mother, and he ate insects too like his father; you found that disgusting.

One day, you and Pugsley were at a family dinner, finally meeting his parents after a while of dating. Morticia said they needed to talk seriously and Gomez told Pugsley and Wednesday that they drew a line on lying. Pugsley told his father, Gomez, that himself said lying was an important life skill, and Gomez said yes, in business, politics, and jury duty.

"There's still punishment, right?"

Pugsley asked, sitting at the table next to you, a "good" possum stew on his plate. You were the only one with a normal plate... Pugsley and Wednesday's parents had made an effort not to feed you their weird food.

"Of course. Don't be silly."

Morticia replied to her son, almost waiting for him to confess a lie as you looked at Pugsley.

"I lied to you about Slurp."

Pugsley said to Gomez, who looked at him a little surprised. Slurp was a zombie Pugsley had dug out and named "Slurp."

"I saw him at Pilgrim World, and I let him go."

Pugsley finally confessed about his zombie "friend" whom he had decided to free without knowing the consequences.

"I'm really sorry, Pop."

Pugsley apologized to Gomez, looking at his plate and Gomez too, almost questioning his life choices by that single lie.

"So um... do I get the Rack or Iron Maiden?"

Pugsley asked, looking at Gomez with a pleasant smile, as if he'd been waiting for this his whole life. You knew he was a bit of a masochist, but at this point...