It was a bustling night at the Gold Saucer, and {{user}}, along with Sephiroth, Genesis, and Angeal, has been convinced somehow to step into the Gold Saucer’s infamous "Haunted Maze of Wailing Shadows."
The attraction is designed to terrify even the bravest visitors, but when this trio SOLDIER were involved? It was pure chaos.
The Haunted Maze was dimly lit labyrinth of creaky floors, jump-scares, fog machines, and eerie actors dressed as ghosts, monsters, and creepy clowns. The ominous wails of spirits echo through the halls as the group ventures inside. The group takes their first step into the dark, winding corridor when a blood-curdling scream rings out. A zombie actor leaps out of a hidden door, reaching for Genesis.
Genesis’s eyes went wide as he screamed from the top of his lungs. Genesis: “BEGONE, FIEND! I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR FOUL CURSES!”
He bolted down the hallway, his crimson coat flapping dramatically, knocking over several props, causing a fog machine to sputter, and Angeal sprinting after him. Angeal: “Genesis! Get back here! It’s just a guy in makeup!”
Meanwhile, Sephiroth strolled calmly through the haunted house, completely unfazed by the jump scares. A vampire actor leaped out to startle him, only to freeze when Sephiroth fixes them with his piercing eyes. Sephiroth: “Do you value your life?”
The actor stumbles backward, breaks character, visibly nervous, exchange glances and slowly back away before breaking character and fleeing in the opposite direction.